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Monday, February 03, 2020

I think I met more people in the last month than I have met in the last fucking decade. The list doesn't include obvious suspects like the people I work with, my immediate family or the people I see on daily basis.
I would give all these people listed below a miss in a heartbeat just to be able to see my cat again (who has been absconding for over a month, thank you very much). Okay, not all but most. The things I've done in the last 35-40 days since Uggles left me, is beyond comprehension. At a point now where people who barely know me are walking up to me or texting to check if I'm alive and/or well (number of times I've received that in the last fortnight- 4).

For this list, though I've excluded people who I met just once. Which would have effectively meant the list would be longer. These are the people I met through the month, more than once, and we don't stay under the same roof. You can imagine this amount of socializing and meeting taking a toll on anyone. Mind you, this doesn't include some of my other close friends or people I'd much rather hang with. Very few here, make the cut to the people I'd much rather be with.


  1. Su
  2. Aashish
  3. Madhuri
  4. Udisha
  5. Udisha's mom
  6. Udisha's dad
  7. Udisha's brother
  8. Ritika
  9. Roshni
  10. Dr A (not me, haha)
  11. Jolly
  12. Yuvraj
  13. AJ
  14. Aashish's sister
  15. Aashish's bff
  16. Yuvraj's girlfriend/laash (can't remember her name- she's extremely sweet though)
  17. Anuj
  18. Abhishek
  19. Ritambhara
  20. Nilambhari
  21. Akshita
  22. Man Friday
  23. Ananya (the friend)
  24. Neelam
  25. Sneha
  26. Umang
  27. Meghna
  28. Ashmita
  29. Deepika's mom
  30. Deepika's dad
  31. Deepika's brother
  32. Kanika
  33. Abhijeet
  34. Dr PNS
  35. Plastic Surgeon Dude
  36. All of the first PR's staff (3 shifts, I'm guessing?)
  37. Dietitian -1 
  38. Dietitian - 2
  39. Tailor
  40. Tailor 2
  41. Tailor 3
  42. Tamanna
  43. Tamanna's husband (aka brother in law)
  44. Tanishq
  45. Sampada
  46. Anmol
  47. Tamanna's mom
  48. Tamanna's dad
  49. Sampada's mom
  50. Sampada's dad
  51. Sampada's cat 1
  52. Sampada's cat 2
  53. Sampada's cat 3
  54. Sampada's cat 4
  55. Sheo
  56. Shreejee (was most curious, apparently a woman)
  57. Mini
  58. Mini's mom
  59. Mini's dad
  60. Mini's brother
  61. Sanjay uncle
  62. Rekha aunty
  63. Hitler Mamiji 
  64. Timo
  65. Timo's girlfriend
  66. Timo's girlfriend's sister
  67. Timo's mom
  68. Timo's dad
  69. 19-year-old Chinese dude whose name I can't remember
  70. 19-year-old Chinese dude's mom
  71. 19-year-old Chinese dude's mom's sister
  72. Hitler mamiji's grandson
  73. Random Meerut uncle who told me, "Chinese ke saath itna dance kara haihumaare saath bhi dance karlo"
  74. Random Meerut uncle who shared the table with me for breakfast
  75. Random Meerut aunty (lost count)
  76. Random West Delhi relatives
  77. Mum's nephew who definitely has visible herpes (and he's on my friend list- shit)
  78. Mum's nephew's wife (who I dragged to the dance floor and danced with- have never met her before)
  79. all of Tamanna's in-laws (lost count)
  80. Some 100 odd family friends (don't know who's who)
  81. Khursheed
  82. Arun
  83. Khursheed's grandmom
  84. Khursheed's sir
  85. Khursheed's friend at the IAF
  86. Khursheed's friend's mom at the IAF
  87. Neharika
  88. Neharika's mom
  89. Aastha
  90. Rajan
  91. Rajan's wife
  92. Rajan's kid with his wife
  93. Neville
  94. Matru
  95. Salim
  96. The dude from Accounts whose name I don't remember
  97. Vijay
  98. Vijay's son (Sagar, I think)
  99. Veer 
  100. Client in Delhi
  101. Client's colleague
  102. Another client
  103. Client's senior colleague
  104. Client's head of the department
  105. Client's Director
  106. Client's artist
  107. Client's colleague
  108. Client's colleague 2
  109. Client at the JLF
  110. Client's boss at the JLF
  111. Client's Director at the JLF
  112. Client's still photographer at the JLF
  113. Client's colleague at the JLF
  114. Client's Director's husband at the JLF
  115. Vinayak
  116. Sud
  117. Another one of their friend
  118. Yet another one of their friend
  119. The angry dude who was their friend
  120. The dude who brought the doob also their friend
  121. Ankur 
  122. Mohini
  123. Pritish
  124. Prityasha (I think that was her name, could be wrong)
  125. Mr fucking Fox (fuck me)
  126. Ag's sibling (I think)
  127. White journalist
  128. White dancer
  129. White gallery owner
  130. Arjun 
  131. Translator
  132. Famous environmentalist/filmmaker
  133. Famous poet
  134. Famous author/critic
  135. Famous sculptor
  136. Famous author
  137. Priya
  138. PK 
  139. KK 
  140. Kapil
  141. Karam
  142. Ritu Masi
  143. Tanvi
  144. Rachna Masi
  145. Rachna Masi's husband
  146. Old boss from my 2012 internship
  147. Shaleen
  148. The artist whose name I missed
  149. Anna (whose name I first confused with Maria)
  150. Navendu
  151. Neha
  152. eM
  153. Ty
  154. Anton
  155. Amanat
  156. Nirja
  157. Sahaj
  158. Another client's photographer
  159. Same client's second photographer
  160. Christie
  161. SUSB
  162. PP
  163. KK 
  164. The dude who I intensely dislike (hugged him, yuck)
  165. The client's other team member
  166. Udita
  167. Udita, Vidhaat and Ashmita's friend
  168. This big gallery owner's granddaughter
  169. Akanksha
  170. Dhananjaya 
  171. Giriraj
  172. Neeti

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