"You swallow like a child." The last person who comes to your mind when you hear those words have to be your Dentist. In a neurotic turn of events, I found myself hearing that and a few other life-altering statements in the midst of a dental examination. When your Dentist hits you with this sentence in your 20s, you feel like your adulthood...
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In My Wallet
Two- five hundred rupee notes, folded and tucked in the inner zip. For emergencies. Like cupcakes and lipsticks, on days when I'm low. Five- hundred rupee notes, four stacked together and one in an unkempt fashion at the edge of the zipper. Two- fifty rupee notes, both covering the lower denomination notes. One- twenty rupee note, stuck after the fifty rupee notes in...
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SnapShat
There are two kinds of people in the world. First category constitutes of those, who use Snapchat to sext or up their sexy game. Second, those who take shots of empty Word documents and post it with the caption "Literally can't even right now". No guesses then, which category I've fallen down to. In other news, I spent this entire week working and...
There are things that you should not put down on the internet. For the fear of it reaching the wrong sorta people (kidnappers, d'oh), academicians (future employers to reject me), potential arrange marriage candidates and I'm guessing miscellaneous (what's a list without miscellaneous?) others. For the sake of that and my own integrity I will save everyone the trouble and use my other...
A whole bunch of people I've gotten to know over the last few years are leaving the country in the next week or so. In so far as we have come since graduation, people leaving should come as naturally as breathing. It's a very elementary fact, whatever comes in- goes out/goes around. Whatever, your pattern be, you will complete a round and move....
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Options
One No. Two Go away. Three I like *insert your friend's name* Four I read your blog. Five The class will stretch today. Six You don't love me any more. Seven Come, only if you can afford it. Eight I called to say I'm going to Mumbai. Nine I want to see you as soon as possible. Ten He could be a decent...
