Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst

Friday, July 10, 2020

Speculation on why we got fucked by Covid:

1) May left Delhi and she cursed us all before leaving. However, like a solid game of Mortal Kombat where the attacks are reflected in 100%, her relocation backfired just as much. Turns out staying in an apartment and flirting with a cat is a lifestyle she can get behind. I'd write some more about how she infected the last person by their drive to the airport but I'd not. Cause Pollen Allergy is now being blamed. 

2) My employers decided to let me go and I cursed the world to stay at home in solidarity with me. The kids to be homeschooled, people to pretend work from pyjamas and then for a lot others to lose their jobs. Nobody puts Snobster in a corner. 

Please leave other conspiracy theories as comments. This limited broadcasting is brought to you courtesy anti-histamines and a hives attack. 

(Title reference; track of the day)

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