Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that could have been you if you did not spend all that time hating on the right-wing and JNU administration did not fuck your fellowship application over. 

Me: That could have been me if you had completely funded my admission to an Ivy League college as opposed to leaving me to figure my own higher education plans out.

Dad: ...

Me: ...





Yeah, should have thought twice about dropping out of that PhD that my life now resembles a fresh meme format on Twitter.