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Tuesday, June 02, 2015
If I were to write about the Phantom cigarette I'm gnawing while wearing black shades (with tinted glass) in a Popeye and Olive Oyl t-shirt, would you think it's the 90s?
If you were to initiate a date and I'd ask you to take me to Delite Cinema for a matinee show, would you oblige?
If I spent my week playing Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 on my tattered PC, would you give me unsolicited advice on how I should employ more security in my park?
If I'd ask you to call on my landline, as a response to "Why aren't you on Facebook?", would you give in to my eccentricity and be a participant?
If I'd quietly observe the lights on my way home, stuck between two ladies who're busy eating and replying to emails, will you then judge me for being occasionally lost?
Would you spoil me pretty stoned and take my periodic tantrums without the drama? (all the fucking puns intended)
Will you steer the wheel when I'm unimpressed by the mediocrity present in your cooking and drive down to bring home ice cream?
Will you be adept in handling my pop-culture cross referencing without being intrusive?
Will you be willing to hear me crib and cry and not be a burden by adding your misery?
Would you be kind regardless of all my flaws and still be as hopeless as you are now?
If you were to initiate a date and I'd ask you to take me to Delite Cinema for a matinee show, would you oblige?
If I spent my week playing Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 on my tattered PC, would you give me unsolicited advice on how I should employ more security in my park?
If I'd ask you to call on my landline, as a response to "Why aren't you on Facebook?", would you give in to my eccentricity and be a participant?
If I'd quietly observe the lights on my way home, stuck between two ladies who're busy eating and replying to emails, will you then judge me for being occasionally lost?
Would you spoil me pretty stoned and take my periodic tantrums without the drama? (all the fucking puns intended)
Will you steer the wheel when I'm unimpressed by the mediocrity present in your cooking and drive down to bring home ice cream?
Will you be adept in handling my pop-culture cross referencing without being intrusive?
Will you be willing to hear me crib and cry and not be a burden by adding your misery?
Would you be kind regardless of all my flaws and still be as hopeless as you are now?
3 comments
Yes,you would also be easily the coolest girl in Delhi.
ReplyDeleteI would ‘delite’d to. Yes,I would happily oblige. My treat.
I’m the kind of guy who used to let the lions loose in the zoo in Zoo Tycoon.
Enough said?
I would open my tattered phonebook and note your number down.
I think we were meant to get lost together.
A little too cheesy in hindsight maybe.
I apologise for not getting the puns. My answer is yes though.
As it turns out I’m quite the chef but we all need ice cream right?
#naturalsFTW
Will you be kind enough to explain them to me if I don’t get them?
If yes,then gladly so
Yes and ice cream after, hmm?
In my eyes there are only people with flaw worthy of loving.
Signing off
Blogster
Yes,you would also be easily the coolest girl in Delhi.
ReplyDeleteI would ‘delite’d to. Yes,I would happily oblige. My treat.
I’m the kind of guy who used to let the lions loose in the zoo in Zoo Tycoon.
Enough said?
I would open my tattered phonebook and note your number down.
I think we were meant to get lost together.
A little too cheesy in hindsight maybe.
I apologise for not getting the puns. My answer is yes though.
As it turns out I’m quite the chef but we all need ice cream right?
#naturalsFTW
Will you be kind enough to explain them to me if I don’t get them?
If yes,then gladly so
Yes and ice cream after, hmm?
In my eyes there are only people with flaw worthy of loving.
Signing off
Blogster
@yoyo singh
ReplyDeleteIf you're looking at getting Delhi's coolest, I suggest you implore Twitter. Several 'dreamers' who are cool, all there for you.
I don't take 'treats'. Mama told me, don't be takin' treats from strangers.
I'm not the person who drowns kids in RCT. However, Age of Empires > Zoo Tycoon. Good kinda slasher.
Tattered phonebook, you say? I prefer Moleskine.
Oh no. You cannot not be a 'yoyo' Punjabi and not know Puns. Blasphemy. There's no cheese without bringing pun-eer.
Er. You kinda missed the point. #MotherDairyEffTeeDoubs
Nope. I am hardly the 'kind' who explains these references unless you're my parent/employer/boss/professor.
Donuts. Please read the bio.
Unfortunately, we don't have the same eye for flaw-aesthetics.
Wrong number,
Snobster