To Whoever It May Concern

Sucking on a dick is far nicer an experience than digging posts on this page from 2008. I would rather you leave a comment, an email, or a line; if you may, and just try and talk to me instead of stalking the living daylights out of me.

There are newer posts; some with my birthday wishlist and all that. It's a lot recent in comparison to the person you're trying to dig from 2008 (I'd unpublished posts from 2007; good luck hunting those). 

Effectively, my point being, get a life. 

Love,

Snobster