Isn't this what everyone on Tinder's all about, always?

I recall reading about a list of what not to write in your bio as a man by BuzzFeed years ago. 4/20 was on it.

Maybe, the BuzzFeed writer hates the date. Or dates that end in a cloud of smoke in a park, sitting on grass and staring at the sky together.

Heh, bad pun.

It's too bad that I'm taking my daily quota of writing elsewhere. Maybe if you're lucky, you'll see it someday. If not, it's a secret as good as all the ones I've kept away from this page.


Although knowing me, it'll be exactly a week from now until everyone knows what's up and where's all that writing going.