My Comic Galentine

Friday, November 15, 2019

"Was the couple so ugly you didn't shoot them?"

"I can't confirm or deny."

"Are you telling me that India has no job or no men?"


"That's bullshit. If I had the money, I'd send a male prostitute your way."

"It's fine, now that you don't have your job we can forego the birthday gift."

"I can still loan some money from my dad and get you a prostitute."

"I'd rather take the money but you are in no position to ask for any."

*keyboard clicks*

"I love you."

*keyboard clicks*

"Are you there?"

"It'll pass."

"What will? My love for you?"


"My love for you won't pass. But I will get a job. You go earn that money."

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