Me - "I'm just not vibing it today. I want to go home and not come back."

Young Intern - (looking at his phone) "Shit everyone's out having beer."

Me - "Who's everyone?"

Young Intern - "My Gurgaon friends."

Me - "You mean your neighbourhood friends?"

Young Intern - "No, they're my तीस रुपये के ऑटो friends."

Me - ...

Young Intern- "You know, like, I can't walk to their house."