There are times when you just want to be hugged and tugged and said, "It'll be okay, it'll pass."

 I've had a grotesque day. The kind that beats entire 14 years of convent school experience- from morning till the evening.

Here's the deal:

Dogs do eat stuff- homework, belts, your kebabs.

People do pass infection.

Cameras don't always produce impressive bokeh.

Your best dress does make you look fat and unshapely.

For more, buy me lunch/dinner/filter coffee/cardamom chai and I shall tell you gory details.

^I didn't think of any of this before.