Ashmita Guha Neogi and I
Wednesday, April 24, 2013Me- Do you like Terry Pratchett?
Her- Who on earth is that?
Me- Was picking your birthday gift. I got my answer. :|
Her- Haye! In any case who on earth is this person?
Me- Writer, fucker.
Me- Please tell me you've not read any Jhumpa Lahiri. I can't decide what to pick up.
Her- Wouldn't have taken a rocket scientist to figure that out. Genre etc. I shall google. Gk's sake.
Me- Die, Guha.
Her- No! I've read too much Jhumpa Lahiri. My birthday's almost a month from now, btw.
Me- URGH. Thanks.
Her- Surprise me! Even though you don't necessarily have to gift me something, I could do with a little material love :)
Me- Did you see the cake I baked yesterday?
Her- Nope. Lately I've been ignoring your gastronomic tortures on my wall.
Me- That answers my second question. No cake for you, your friends or your Facebook wall. Have a good day.
Her- When I see pictures at the middle of the night while munching on cream crackers, I feel like drowning myself. No! Your cake will make my birthday worthwhile.
Me- As will better munchies instead of cream crackers at the dead of the night!
Her- I befriended you only because you bake like a dream. Don't break my heart. <3
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