Satisfied pig or Dissatisfied Socrates?
I'm usually the latter but would like to be satisfied pig.

Skimmed Milk or Full Fat?
Yogurt.

Boys or Girls?
Neither. Stationery.

Standing Up or Sitting Down?
stand up, until it's metro.

Mum or Dad?
Mum.

Bookmarks or Folded Corners?
Bookmarks. They make me very happy.

(If you had to be) Blind or Deaf?
Mum.

Poetry or prose
Prose

Does the mind rule the body or the body rule the mind?
Mind over body, as I remember.

Animal, Mineral or Plant?
Plant