Nein

Thursday, September 24, 2015

I don't want to come for your birthday.
I don't want to travel three hours for your party.
I don't want to take you out for drinks.
I don't want to see you on the weekend.
I don't want to meet any of you for Eid.
I don't want to answer why I'm mad.
I don't want to return your phone call
I don't want to chill with you over coffee.
I don't want to 'movie and chill'.
I don't want to hang for dinner.
I don't want to reply to you on Whatsapp.
I don't want to RSVP to any event you forward me on Whatsapp.
I don't want to acknowledge you on Facebook.
I don't want to show you what's on my feed.
I don't want to smoke up with you. Or date you.
I don't want to be answerable as to why I'm not responding to your messages.
I don't want to chat with you.
I don't want to interact with you anywhere- in real or virtual world.
I don't want to Skype.
I don't want to make brownies and chicken both.
I don't want to turn on the A/C.
I don't want to turn off the A/C.
I don't want to finish your stupid work.
I don't want to go wedding shopping with you to Bangkok.
I don't want to know what lingerie you wore while you seduced him.
I don't want to know about the pedophilic complex.
I don't want to receive nude Snapchat from you.
I don't want to fix my eyebrows.
I don't want to see your startup's newsletter.
I don't want to write for you for free.
I don't want to write for you.
I don't want to edit my draft fourth time.
I don't want to go on a strike.
I don't want to support your 100+ days of strike by 'liking' stuff.
I don't want to tell you 'it'll be okay'. It won't be okay. You suck.
I don't want to in a relationship with you.
I don't want to but I probably will be compelled to tell you, please go fuck off.
I don't want to pick an internship with you.
I don't want to pass my notes and networking links to you.


(In under 5 minutes, I compiled all that I wanted to say to everyone who's touched my life this month in any capacity.)

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