Here's what you guys,

I've a bigger problem with health fanatics than I have with the homophobes and religious fanatics. I mean keep fighting with each other but why are you onto my lead Maggi and cancer inducing Coca Cola?

Also, I've always wanted to slam my fist on a table in front of a healthy Nazi and ask,

"You clean your toilet with coke and judge its nutritious value? Have you ever noticed people using health faucet which sprinkles out water? Will you give up on water for it cleans your shit?"

Fuck you. I am all out of Maggi.