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Friday, August 26, 2011





(Pictures are placed in a slightly fucked up fashion.)


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Vertically challenged that I am, I find this text far more offending than the "motapa ghataye" one.



Customary birthday wish list. Of ageing and refusing to act like the age. Also, comments have completely stopped coming. Go and piss and never come back on this page if you can't fucking leave a line as to what you think about it.

  1. Backpacking trip to Pondicherry/Paris/Philadelphia. Basically, escapism on the birthday weekend. ALONE. I pretty much want to avoid crowd/people/friends/family in that order. To top it, birthday is on a Monday, which means College.
  2. Turquoise blue streaks on the tip of my dark brown locks. Father, it's not the result of antihistamine in my body. I really wish to do something with my life, hair and body. No Gaga, very Flea-esque.
  3. Goodies from La Senza. Yum. (Single people too, have right to indulge in pampering)
  4. Birthday wish from him. Unless, my life is really fucked up, I see it coming this year. Sigh.
  5. Warwick Bass (which has been on the list for second year, now).
  6. Apple Family. I want to complete my Apple family. Probably that'll also help get rid of the blackfuckingberry.
  7. Rash Free Life. I'd trade aforementioned for just this. You've no idea what it means to live a day without rash. Be thankful.
  8. A chauffeur driven car at the disposal while I stay at my barsaati. Another, perennial wish.
  9. A confirmation letter from SOAS for Masters in Cultural Anthropology.
  10. Old, pretty feet.
  11. E-book coupons from Flipkart. No, wait. I'd prefer books. Ask me personally, for titles.
  12. Silver jewellery. Earrings and bangles. Again, please don't use your brain and buy it. Ask me before you zero on this option.
  13. A pendant from Tiffany and Company.
  14. Chanel n'5. This is where I get materialistic, bitchy and cold.
  15. The bass figurine that I dreamt off. I bought it even though I had to be deported back to India since I was broke towards the end of the dream.
  16. This range of body mist from VS.
  17. Stationery. Don't buy, I prefer buying it for myself as per my choice.
  18. Balloons.
  19. Status quo of a writer. Enough of pretensions.
  20. Miracle/millionaire to fund and make this list come true.
I am going to cry, now.

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5 comments

  1. Here's a comment. Stop crying.
    Pondicherry is BYOOTIFUL, I've spent a LOT of time there. I'm getting you condoms because I'd like to be optimistic like that. And I hear you about the short thing. Okayfinebye.

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  2. Here's a comment. Stop crying.
    Pondicherry is BYOOTIFUL, I've spent a LOT of time there. I'm getting you condoms because I'd like to be optimistic like that. And I hear you about the short thing. Okayfinebye.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Here's a comment. Stop crying.
    Pondicherry is BYOOTIFUL, I've spent a LOT of time there. I'm getting you condoms because I'd like to be optimistic like that. And I hear you about the short thing. Okayfinebye

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  4. haha.. dude.. u told me philadelphia, paris and pondi.. in that order.. closer home each time like i said... well, i dunno bout the wish list, but i'm sure you'll have a pretty damn awesome b'day... and so will i.. coz virgos are awesome and seldom let any shit come in the way of their being awesome (esp virgos born on 12th sept)!! so cheers! :D

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  5. @Loony: Denim Condoms? 'cause I'm cool like that. :D

    @Sud: I know, right? It's the best damn date in the whole world.

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