Hi, I am your Doctor.

Saturday, February 05, 2011

"So what happened to you?"


"Flu *coughs loudly*."

"Hm, since when?"

"About a week, given last Saturday I stayed in bed. *coughs loudly*"

"No, I meant since when has your liver been like this?"

"Um, I don't know. Sometime. Say six months. *coughs more*"

"How do you feel? Have you taken any medication?"

"*coughs* I feel sick with no energy *coughs*coughs*coughs* to do anything. No medication, *coughs* just cough drops. *coughs*"

"Hm, why don't you show yourself to a Doctor?"

"Okay *coughs*coughs*coughs*chokes*coughs*. Aren't you a Doctor? "

"Oh yes, I am one. But I can't prescribe you medication. I can recommend you to a consultant though."

"*coughs* But I thought I came to a Doctor.. *coughs*"

"Yes, but I am not suppose to tell you medicines."

*coughs*pays Rs. 300 and goes off with fucked up throat*

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2 comments

  1. Hahahaha! Take a bludgeon next time, or cough in his mouth, or at least politely steal away his his degree that adorn his medicated walls! You shall have fun!

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  2. It's the case of a pretty "her" Doctor. More so, blonde.

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